Epic Fart Rage Leads To Multiple Stabbings
Fartin’s funny. Everyone knows it’s funny. Hell, I even wrote a song about how funny it is when I was a kid. It was aptly called “Fartin’s Funny.”
Marc Higgins apparently has a screw loose. He doesn’t think his farts are all that amusing.
Apparently, Marc let one loose at a party and was teased about his flatulence by other partygoers. So he decided to go all stabby on people, killing one.